Fun fact, did you know if you leave urine in a urinal for god knows how long it will eventually solidify into a hockey puck like object? I sure as fuck didn't, but then I decided to work for my public library.
Did you know that there is actual porn on youtube and some men are so damn desperate they'll spend almost a whole hour looking for it, porn that involves two people so fat that by all rights it resembles two oiled up whales arguing over a sandwich?
Can you imagine the type of man who is so stupidly drunk that he reeks of whiskey to the point where it permeates his entire body like an aura of failure. A man that has nothing to lose so he sits next to a 14 year old girl and pulls up pornhub without a fucking care in the goddamn world so now you have to go over there because god help us you know for a fact that he'd probably try to rape her right then and there if you hadn't called the cops first?
The shit you will witness anon, the shit. you. will. witness.