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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 10:52:07 2018 No.3226378 View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 20:51:34 No.3231012 Report

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>>3231005
This thread hasn't been very filthy compared to previous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 21:24:24 No.3231022 Report

Quoted By: >>3231024 >>3231028

>>3230934
I don’t know you but if I were to do it after waiting for weeks it’d probably be like that Crybaby scene. The umbrella would be more than advisable.

>>3231005
>put down a towel
That’s just gay, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 21:39:36 No.3231024 Report

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>>3231022
Needing a towel to sit on sounds straight to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 21:49:48 No.3231028 Report

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>>3231022
Better that than the donkey scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 23:57:52 No.3231086 Report

Quoted By: >>3231095 >>3231345

>>3231012
All the lewdposters probably fapped themselves to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 01:34:15 No.3231095 Report

Quoted By: >>3231125 >>3231242 >>3231276

>>3230900
I think this is the first time I've quoted something stupid here and someone recognised it.

>>3231005
>put down a towel
Why would you need a-
>>3231024
>a towel to sit on
Oh. Ooh. Is that a thing?

>>3231086
I'm afraid I might be the worst lewdposter here but I've never fapped to anything I've posted, I just like trying to entertain other Anons. Usually it's about swords I'm not into either. If nobody is bringing lewd up I don't have a reason to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 02:51:47 No.3231125 Report

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>>3231095
Anon pls Full Life Consequences is the pinnacle of modern cinema, anybody who doesn't know it is an uncultured pleb. In fact, all swords should strive to be like John Freeman, saver of humens (history), live up to their family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 07:31:22 No.3231242 Report

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>>3231095
>Oh. Ooh. Is that a thing?

Can confirm. Sitting on a towel right now.
I'm a mostly serious lewdposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 09:48:54 No.3231276 Report

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>>3231095
>Oh. Ooh. Is that a thing?
You have a lot to learn, anon.

>but I've never fapped to anything I've posted
You're supposed to fap to the lewds posted by other anons. The other thread had good starting points, like >>3225579
Be warned, you may need the towel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 10:08:34 No.3231277 Report

Quoted By: >>3231297 >>3231310 >>3231312 >>3231314

I don’t understand neither the towel thing, nor the shark thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 12:10:58 No.3231297 Report

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>>3231277
Me too. Let's sit in the corner for uncorrupted anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 13:45:00 No.3231309 Report

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>>3231297
Towel: When female anons want to prevent chairs from getting moist
Shark week: Week of period (or Iwatooshi week maybe)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 13:48:45 No.3231310 Report

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>>3231309
>>3231277
>>3231297
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 13:54:20 No.3231312 Report

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>>3231277
>>3231297
You use the towel to wipe yourself off sillies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 13:56:53 No.3231314 Report

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>>3231277

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shark+week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 14:12:06 No.3231316 Report

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>>3231309
>>3231314
I think I was happier when I didn’t know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 16:04:03 No.3231328 Report

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>>3231316
Nothing wrong with Iwatooshi.
That chest, those arms, those thighs...
gotta get me a towel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 17:59:04 No.3231345 Report

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>>3231086
>All the lewdposters probably fapped themselves to death.

I lost my mojo after seeing 3D Kashuu. Nothing will top this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 00:31:43 No.3231875 Report

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I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night, I'm making Tonbo
Tuesday night, I'm making Sengo
Wednesday night, I'm making Kashuu
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

Help!
Help!

I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (what I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no)

Thursday night, I'm making Kane
Friday night, I'm making Kunihiro
Saturday night, I'm making the Genji bros
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?
(What can I do?)

Oh, tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, please
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 03:53:33 No.3231929 Report

Quoted By: >>3232123 >>3232606

Oh no

Nikkari knew that fitting Ishikirimaru's large _____ was going to be difficult, but he _______ so good when he was in his _______. The final _____ took his breath away.

Holding so many _____ at once required all of Shizuka's concentration. He was careful to grip their _____ without crushing them, but firm enough that they couldn't _____ on the floor.

At the sound of the disarray Yagen swung out of his ____ with a casual air. The other tantou admired him for his _______ and rushed to his ____ to ____ what he could ____ on their ______.

He wasn't one to cause a fuss but Tonbokiri could see Nihongo eyeing his ___ greedily from across the bar. Frankly it was spilling out of his ____ like something from a ___ _________. He had Jiroutachi to blame for this; he'd been far too __________ after the first four beers and gotten sloppy. Looking down again Tonbo could understand Nihongo's ______ gaze, but he wasn't about to let anyone else ___ a _____.

On a normal day Yamabushi would still be out _____ in the mountains, enjoying the fresh air on his ______. Today however was when the _______'s _______ bulged ripe and pink, just as aruji had said they would, and everyone was expected to take part in tugging the emerging protrusions. Yamabushi's job was keeping an eye on the smaller swords, so that when they found one too large and chunky for their tiny hands he could wrap his arms around their waists and give them a _______ _____. This worked really well if they clung on ____ with their ______ ____, and it was a thrill to feel Yamabushi's strong ____ _____ through them. By afternoon they were all sweaty and exhausted, but thanks to Yamabushi's _____ they felt quite ________.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 08:17:00 No.3232001 Report

Quoted By: >>3232118 >>3232122

Thank you for reminding me my autism isn’t that bad after all, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 17:48:19 No.3232118 Report

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>>3232001
You haven't seen anything yet.
https://pastebin.com/z5PfUaEi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 17:53:07 No.3232122 Report

Quoted By: >>3232125 >>3232126 >>3232135 >>3232147 >>3232150

>>3232001
You haven't seen anything yet. And fuck notepad.
https://pastebin.com/dHdKCX0u

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:02:50 No.3232123 Report

Quoted By: >>3232263

>>3231929
Looking forward to the shame of knowing what I just fapped to isn't nearly as lewd as what I imagined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:08:41 No.3232125 Report

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>>3232122
Pretty good. needs more hasebeeb typos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:19:08 No.3232126 Report

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>>3232122
But who is dark man and combines?
>inb4 it's also haseeb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:39:18 No.3232135 Report

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>>3232122
This is somehow adorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:41:02 No.3232136 Report

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>>3232135
>Haseeb has an otouto who has to use a horse because he's not as fast as his aniki

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:45:34 No.3232138 Report

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If anybody's wondering where it came from, it's from this amazing piece of cinema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&list=PL5C93A6E9D71C2A0E

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 18:57:28 No.3232144 Report

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>Hasebe Hitorikiri said "Tanto goasts leave this place" and the tanto goasts said "but this is our honmaru" and Hasebe Hitorikiri felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were tanto goasts so he blew up the house and killed the Toronto goasts so they were at piece.

So much tragedy in a short paragraph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 19:03:50 No.3232147 Report

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>>3232122
I took a stab at the second part. Tried to keep as close to yours as possible. Pls no bully.
https://pastebin.com/mE3vVYTF

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 19:11:06 No.3232150 Report

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>>3232122
>and Hasebe Heshikiri said "you should come here earlier next time"
amazingly in-character

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 22:54:47 No.3232263 Report

Quoted By: >>3232288

>>3232123
What did you even imagine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 23:38:27 No.3232288 Report

Quoted By: >>3232307 >>3232422

>>3232263
>Nikkari knew that fitting Ishikirimaru's large dresser was going to be difficult, but he decorated so good when he was in his zone. The final touches took his breath away.
>Holding so many chickens at once required all of Shizuka's concentration. He was careful to grip their poopers without crushing them, but firm enough that they couldn't shit on the floor.
>At the sound of the disarray Yagen swung out of his trailer with a casual air. The other tantou admired him for his dealing and rushed to his table to buy what he could sell on their allowance.
>He wasn't one to cause a fuss but Tonbokiri could see Nihongo eyeing his erotic fiction greedily from across the bar. Frankly it was spilling out of his Nat Geo mag like something from a reaction pic. He had Jiroutachi to blame for this; he'd been far too horny after the first four beers and gotten sloppy. Looking down again Tonbo could understand Nihongo's sniggering gaze, but he wasn't about to let anyone else ruin a boner.
>On a normal day Yamabushi would still be out yodeling in the mountains, enjoying the fresh air on his high notes. Today however was when the Kane's mochi bulged ripe and pink, just as aruji had said they would, and everyone was expected to take part in tugging the emerging protrusions. Yamabushi's job was keeping an eye on the smaller swords, so that when they found one too large and chunky for their tiny hands he could wrap his arms around their waists and give them a speedy rescue. This worked really well if they clung on for dear life with their voices screaming, and it was a thrill to feel Yamabushi's strong arms punch through them (the mochi). By afternoon they were all sweaty and exhausted, but thanks to Yamabushi's muscles they felt quite safe.

Maybe this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 00:51:45 No.3232307 Report

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>>3232288
>nat geo mag
He gets off to tribal tiddies? Woo laddie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 07:55:27 No.3232422 Report

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>>3232288
So you fapped to Yamabushi punching mochis? Not bad, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 13:00:26 No.3232495 Report

Quoted By: >>3232496

Having EVEN MORE sex with your swords!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 13:15:29 No.3232496 Report

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>>3232495
Really? In this heat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 13:31:19 No.3232497 Report

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>>3232496
Sex in the shower is a good solution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 13:40:50 No.3232498 Report

Quoted By: >>3232499

>>3232497
Are mochis water-proof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 13:52:04 No.3232499 Report

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>>3232498
Please don’t even imply what you are implying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 17:05:07 No.3232532 Report

Quoted By: >>3232534 >>3232535 >>3232536

I love swords platonically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 17:32:20 No.3232534 Report

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>>3232532
Top degeneracy but god tier taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 17:35:23 No.3232535 Report

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>>3232532
I love tricking swords into confessing in earshot of their special sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 17:36:57 No.3232536 Report

Quoted By: >>3232538

>>3232532
Is there any other way to love them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 17:49:51 No.3232538 Report

Quoted By: >>3232542

>>3232536
With your big throbbing hunk of burning love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 17:56:08 No.3232542 Report

Quoted By: >>3232546

>>3232538
I require further explanation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 18:10:43 No.3232546 Report

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>>3232542
Your love, anon. The burning hot flames of affection you feel towards your swords blazing in your heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 22:09:52 No.3232606 Report

Quoted By: >>3232620

>>3231929
Answer sheet: https://pastebin.com/GQqq87fS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 23:04:26 No.3232620 Report

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>>3232606
>The other tantou admired him for his manhood and rushed to his thighs
I guess Yagen’s voice is merely reflecting what’s between his legs after all.

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