Is there anything sadder than being an unironic Tardku fag in 2019?
Just imagine, for over a decade they had to damage control Tardku's image as an unstable psychopath, which was simply a clear and straightforward interpretation of his actions in the original manga, claiming that it was "TFS memes" and whatever. Then Toriyama straight up TOLD people in interviews that Goku is a horrible father, who isn't capable of loving his family any more than on the level of "friends". "DEATH OF THE AUTHOR" the pathetic, desperate, Tardku fags screeched. It couldn't possibly have been THEM who were wrong, for loving this depraved character. Toriyama had simply gone senile! Maybe he even watched DBZ Abridged, their paranoid, conspiratory minds pondered.
And then, the final hammer hit the coffin when Super straight up showed that Tardku had never kissed Chi-chi, that he wasn't around for Gohan's birth, and even had various other characters comment on what an uncaring sociopath and horrible father Tardku is. They had no other choice but to declare the entirety of Super non-canon to justify the sunken costs they invested into defending this retarded lip virgin, as everyone danced around them, making jokes about what a cuckold Tardku is, and greentexting his WAKU WAKU autism. Truly there is nothing more miserable than UNIRONICALLY liking Tardku.