Ok, I'm mad. I just lost it.
Let me tell you why there isnt ANY Historia merch out there.
It's because SHE'S IRRELEVANT, has NO-WHATSOEVER-FUCKING FANBASE TO APPEAL TO, her role is basically PLOT DEVICE WITH NO FURTHER CHARACTERIZATION THAN BEING FUCKING PREGNANT, ROYAL BLOODED AND LE DOUBLE PERSONALITY MEME and she has NOTHIN', I mean it, NOTHIN' to add to SnK.
LITERALLY NOTHING BUT A FUCKING BABY. WHICH, IF YOU HAVENT READ THE MANGA ON THE PAST 6 MONTHS, IT'S BARELY MENTIONED. TWICE AT MUCH. THRICE IF YOU FORCE THINGS.
Historia wasnt, isn't and WILL NOT be relevant AT ALL. NOBODY would buy her stuff.
This is like selling Petra's merch JUST BECAUSE THAT ONE MOMENT THAT BASICALLY DEFINED HER CHARACTERIZATION AND NOTHING ELSE HAS BEEN DONE AFTER THAT.
YES, HISTORIA IS AS FUCKING RELEVANT TODAY AS PETRA IS. AND PETRA IS DEAD, HISTORIA MIGHT BE DEAD TOO AND WOULD BE THE SAME THING.
SO CUT IT WITH YOUR "Where's Historia? xD", I'M TIRED OF YOUR DELUSIONAL RETARDNESS.