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Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san

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Sophie is so clingy it's absurd. She'd be obnoxious to be in a relationship with.

Imagine wanting to buy a bigger coffin because it's cramped inside the coffin where you and Sophie sleep together every night, but she likes having a small one because that means your bodies are pressed together at all times. "It feels like we're the only two people in the world," she says. She's like a saccharine little schoolgirl, it's sickening. If you wake up a few hours before she does, you know you can't leave because she enjoys squeezing you like a stuffed animal and gets upset if you leave.

Or imagine coming home after a long day at work, and Sophie wants to watch anime together, head leaned on your shoulder and occasionally giving you kisses on the cheek - maybe engaging in makeout sessions while the OP and ED sessions are playing. You, meanwhile, want to just crack open a cold one and watch the news. It would take a strong man not to backhand Sophie and tell the bitch to fuck off.

Sophie's future husband has a lot of work cut out for him. I certainly would never date her.