Nay, it is I, Anonymous, who harbours the greatest most intense romantic passion towards the being who is and will always be "Phosphophyllite".
I want to kiss Phos' exquisite thighs! I want to caress Phos' perfectly sculpted cheeks! I want to wipe away my Phos' gorgeous golden tears! I want to lay my lips upon his divine mouth, and delicately kiss him again and again! I want to lie with him on a bed of flower petals and hold him close, sharing body heat between us! I want to run my fingers along the joints of his hands, each knob of his spine, counting them and registering their shape! I want to rest my face on his alluring stomach and close my eyes, memorising its form! I want to stroke his divine ultramarine hair, feel its weight, and then brush my fingers across his pyrite flakes!
I want to propose to Phos and tell him I'll spend the rest of my life with him, devoted to only him, and love him more than anything else in existence, for all of eternity!
I want to see him smile! I want to hear him laugh! I want to watch him enjoying himself! I want to be happy together with Phos and make his life be nothing but joy!!!