"Oh Sensei, there you are. My last night raid I couldn't find your room, everyone else blocked us from meeting."
"Yare yare. Ningen. Pray."
"Sensei!? Is that what you mean? No wonder you need gloves, your touch is so impure."
"Moshi moshi Buddha desu~"
"But Senseeeiii I wanted to fight the lunarians too! I thought it was cute and hot, but it turns out I was only doing it to please you. Aechmea told me so."
"Aechmea! Nii-san oni-gorishi katana katakana!"
"And he said he still wants to please you, but knew you'd say that. Which is why he sent me. But if you look into my eyes, you can see part of him still there, if that's what you want."
"Yes, he made sure this outfit had a fast-release catch... here. Look, you carved this bit out perfectly..."
*moonies vanish in a puff of smoke. shinsha spontaneously erupts mercury from her crotch. diamond squeals. cairn realises he is ntr. ichikawa sweats and pants heavily, telling her audience how she has been trying out purple underwear this week, but only when worn in pairs*