Itsuki - aka THICC Kirby
Yotsuba - can't say no to anyone, likely the track team cum toilet, genki tomboy
Miku - autistic and like bearded old fat men
Nino - psycho whore, most likely to #MeToo you for the lols, or pull a shield hero bitch move on you
Ichika - Slutty onee-san bro, who fucks her way into acting. despite being a used whore, easily 2nd best girl
Based Kirby bros know where it's at.