What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Navy Waifus, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in kawaii warfare and is the top sniper in the entire Japanese armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies across Asia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. she can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hands. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Japanese armed forces and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bakka.