The Muricans believe that eating like animals, touching everything you eat with dirty, smelly fingers, gives them a connection to their Jesus God. Eating with fork and knife - a skill many of them never master - is a great way to drive them screeching, shit-flinging mad. Works best with burgers, pizza, poultry, maize, steaks, tacos, sandwiches, cake, ice-cream and chips.
Fun fact: Muricans don't wash their butt after shitting. They just scratch the shit off with their fingers and a piece of paper. The same fingers they touch their food with 10 seconds later. It's their culture. Don't let them touch you or your food. Ever. Insist that they bow instead.