>Go out to get mail from mailbox
>postman was running late becasue last minute gifts and shit
>pulls up just as I was going out
>get mail from him, and hand full of Christmas cards, but no gifts, get a little excited never the less.
>Wish him Merry Christmas and go back inside
>Look though all the cards
>Not one for me, all for my mom and dad and family.
Fuck this gay Earth. At least I know my recipient got his gift. I haven't received any word from my /ss/ about my gifts being late through santaloli and helpers.